Darn good coffee cake



Me:
Yum this is good coffee cake!

My brain:
Well A, it’s 11pm, that’s enough eating for the night.

Me:
But one more piece won’t hurt!
It will be many hours before morning.
You know I can’t sleep when I’m hungry.

My brain:
Why do you choose to learn things the hard way?

Me:
What are you talking about?

My brain:
(silent)

5 minutess later…

Me:
Uggg, I ate too much!

My brain:
Yeah, THAT’S what I was talking about!

Me:
Why didn’t you warn me?

My brain:
Ms Dumb-dumb, I tried!

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Image source: Google images
Contents compiled: September 14 2017
Originally published: September 18 2017
Copyright © 2017 Anonymously Yours


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Tripping

 

Tripping over my feet today…
It’s as if my legs
can no longer carry me.

Standing all day,
it’s just what I do.
Always on the move,
busy like a bee.

Keeps me fit,
keeps me alert,
but I guess today
my limbs rebel
because as it seems,
I’m just tripping.

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Image source: Google images
Contents compiled: August 25 2017
Originally published: September 9 2017
Copyright © 2017 Anonymously Yours


About to snap!

image

 

I’m not on my game today.
100 crazy minions got the best of me.
Well, actually, there were only 10,
but I could have sworn there were hundreds.

There’s one in particular
who reaaaallly gets under my skin.
I’m convinced he does things
just to irritate me.

Then there’s another
who’s definitely related
to the Tasmanian Devil —
she’s totally out of control!!

I’m being tested.
I’m being pushed to my limit.
I’ve been holding it together
but I fear I’m about to snap.

I’m tired!!!

 


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Image source: Google images
Contents compiled: June 23 2017
Originally published: June 24 2017
Copyright © 2017 Anonymously Yours